Sunday, February 11, 2007

Jake and some HUMOR TOO!

This is Jake NOW! He's 16 wks... and I'm really inlove with this little guy! He's a very rare breed that plays on Turner and Hooch, called a Dogue De Bordeaux. He has the HUGEST feet I've ever seen, everrrr... even for most grown up dogs and his eyes are the most gorgeous golden green. Now I want one of HIM! He's very gentle for a puppy and is definitely a people dog (LAP DOG) Uhhh OHHH! LOL
This is Jake at 8 weeks old!


Dear GOD... "A Letter From The Dog"!


Dear God,Why do humans smell the flowers but seldom, if ever, smell one another?


Dear God,When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?


Dear God,Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit but not ONE is named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?


Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?


Dear God,We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields,and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?


Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.


Dear God,When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?


Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God, May I have my testicles back please? (Anonymous)

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